dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

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surprisebitch:

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

not with that language! your body is a temple. according to God’s Word, profanity makes it unclean. ask for forgiveness, repent for your sins then sign up

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lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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connnorfranta:

When someone disrespects your otp

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cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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awwww-cute:

My cousins husky is happiest when you’re holding his paw

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ugly:

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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