officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice

(via deepmountains)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via deepmountains)

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

(via oknope)

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

(Source: cannabinomad, via okay)

myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

(Source: sav4gez, via unpopuler)

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

(via joshpeck)

itunestore:

Dogs are Lucky. They don’t to have worry about looking cute and paying bills.

(Source: miraguey, via neekynoodles)

frosted:

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

image

 

(via neekynoodles)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via unpopuler)

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential