gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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fagdumpster:

ATTENTION: Many people might not know this, but Heidi Montag was a significant part of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. So before you hate her for being absolutely gorgeous and perfect, you should know that she not only has an amazing singing career, but also an important piece of world history under her Fendi Belt. So learn some history before you judge people.

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townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

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ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

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