• october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

jupiter2:

These two crows are having way too much fun playing in the snow

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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surprisebitch:

me:

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you:

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(Source: surprisebitch, via andrewquo)

ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

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  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via oknope)

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls, via joshpeck)