did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it
enough to break the ice
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
Dogs are Lucky. They don’t to have worry about looking cute and paying bills.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential