‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
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In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
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ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
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YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
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call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
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