kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

(Source: grlmmjow, via andrewquo)

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

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NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

(Source: rogers-and-stark, via andrewquo)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via andrewquo)

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

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follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

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