ryukokiryuuin:

WHERE’S MY MONEY

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sceptre:

i dont ignore your snapchats because i hate you, i ignore them because i hate me

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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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itmakesperfectsense:

jeszing:

have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it

Yes

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officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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